As a brief preface to this one, the DW would like to note that he did 3 loads of laundry yesterday without any prompt from the wifey whatsoever even though he still had two clean pairs of underwear and several t-shirts that barely smelled. Which means he’s getting better. Or he’s a bigger p^ssy every day. He’s not sure.
Thanks, as always, for voting. The results…
How clean is your dude?
Shockingly. So clean you could eat off his exceedingly smooth ass. 37%
Acceptably. We’ve got just about the same idea about who vacuums and when. 27%
Moderately, maybe? I guess? 44%
Um, he’s not clean. 22%
Dude, he’s a freakin’ disgusting wild animal. Seriously. 0%
Well, after Dudefile #22 - Will My Dude Ever Be Clean it may not surprise you, fastidious readers, that the DW considers everything “Moderately” and above to mean “Dude, This is the Cleanest I’ve Been In My Freakin’ Life” on the Scale of Cleanliness for a Non-Metrosexual Dude Without OCD. Seriously, only 22% straight up "Not Clean" and 0% "Disgusting" is shockingly in favor of the DW’s argument that dudes give a better effort than is often recognized in this area. Remember what the Dude Brother said in his comment for Dudefile #22 because this is how dudes often see the situation. “the dude loses in 3 ways. 1. he now has to clean more often than he likes 2. he gets no enjoyment out of the cleanliness 3. even after all that, the girlfriend is bummed that he is still messier than her.” Yet we give it a shot, anyway. That’s love, baby dolls.
Now if you will excuse the DW, he has dishes to wash and a toilet to scrub.