[DW Note: Below is the follow-up note from the reader whose note became Dudefile #17 - Dad and the Shaved Head.]
You really have no idea what you're talking about. Thanks for the fucking lecture.
Well, sorry you didn't find the Dude Whisperer of much help. If you ever have a change of heart, though, the DW, like the Dalai Lama, holds no grudges and wishes only for harmony. Feel free to write back any time.
Best of luck with your dad and the other dudes in your life,